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I need a ski mask!
oh, for those who doesn't know what a ski mask is..
ala, yang biase orang mesen rumput pakai tu..
nak elak muke kena batu, nak lindung dari rumput2 beterbangan..
aku panggil ski mask..

x tau gak?
ala macam dalam cite omputih yang die pegi rompak kedai kat pam minyak tu..
tgk kat cctv tak nampak muka sebab pakai ski mask..
(asal cite omputih je pengaruh buruk, stereotaip betul lah kau ni)

well, aku bukan nak rompak bank ke jual cd cetak rompak ke..
tapi aku nak buat pegi survey camp!!
haha, as funny as it sounds, but its true
yelah, aku tengok gambar dak2 yang dah pergi sesi awal2 haritu..
sangat menakjubkan
yang dulu macam edward cullen dah jadi beyonce
yang dulu macam beyonce dah jadi william gallas
(berdasarkan warna kulit, bukan jantina okey)

I called my bro and dia kate melambak je jual..
biker mask pun ade, lagi style..
tapi kang over la pulak..
lagi satu mak aku kate
ko amik je sekop mak tu, tebuk lubang untuk mate ngan mulut, dah abis cite..
good idea mak, but nothnksbai -.-

so dengan takde mende nak buat nye,
aku pun google lah cari,
mane tau bole buat sendiri..
aku kan suke buat bende..
so many interesting ski/biker masks out there!

ski mask versi 'dude, y u so serious?'

ski mask pikachu! yang agak horror sekiranya tenampak orang pakai mase tengah jalan balik keja malam2, lalu dekat taman pemainan yang sunyi sepi, pastu orang tu ikut dari belakang, bile kite benti die benti, then kite lari dia kejar, kite pun lari sekuat ati sambil jerit "tolong!!!! tolong!!!".. (sori, imaginasi tinggi)



ski mask versi Release the Kraken!! (kepada yang tak tau kraken tu ape, itu lah sotong dalam pirates of caribbean, asalnye merupakan mitos sea creature semata2.. cite omputih ni memang menyesatkan betol lah../sarcasm)




skull biker mask yang agak metal-ish and cool at the same time.. actually its a bandana.. ohh haritu abang aku ade bawak balik bandana pirates of the caribbean dari gsc.. tapi skull die kecik2, so tak boleh buat macamni.. -___-




another bandana.. domo! kinda cute, i think i wanna do this! kena seru balik dye2 aku yang berabuk bawah kusi tu.. bilik pun macam titanic pecah tak kemas2 -___- malas betul, main game rajin pulak.. kthnksbai!

It's not what I didn't feel its what I didn't show..

single

tak single

FAQ: kenape azi takde bf da sejak...? dia ghey ke?

FAG: lol, i never knew the short term for 'Frequently Answered Given' will be FAG.. hahaha

hotak kau.
gay dosa lah.
meh sini aku nak cite..

just give it a lil thought..
if you are in a relationship with someone..
there are only 2 possible outcomes..
whether you breakup, or get marry.

or.. ada orang kate..

"ala, muda2 ni couple just for fun lah..
ol skool la ko, nak pikir kawin bagai.."

ohhhhhh..
just for fun ke..


- u gonna spend lotsof money on your bf/gf (and if u breakup its just.. burnt toast coast to coast)

- u gonna waste lotsof time on the phone, arguing, bla3..

- u gonna lost your freedom dude! y do you think PRISON BREAK tu sampai season 5..? Nak tunjukkan betape berharga nye freeeeedom!!!

- u gonna like..okay this is for the baddy2 people out there.. u gonna like.. okay wont say it cause i dont do such thing and I believe all my readers didn't too :)

- u gonna.. dosa lah couple! (gilo! nnt klu korg tgk aku couple in the future, u can rub this on my face xD)

figure 3.1: couple peluk2 di bp mall
(gambar hiasan)

so, losing all this shits.. i just cant commit the same mistake :( yeah, call me ol skool or what.. i'm gonna save it all.. for the right man.. not now, for sure, i'm still young.. got many things to deal with oso.. math.. math.. y am i thinking bout that subject? -___-

okay wait maybe in..few years? rite now i'll just.. fool around i guess :p not committing to any relationships.. be friends with as many people as I could.. gain knowledge.. travel around the globe.. feed the poor.. eh, dah2 la tu.. -___-

figure 18: i nak duduk sini lah tunggu encik betul datang..

figure 73: encik betul akan datang ibarat sam tsui menunggang skuter

p/s: who says i dun wanna be in love? I am, rite now.. (refer to the title).. and as usual, I just gonna move on and let the feeling goes by... it will.. it will not? :'( yes it will.. no it wont.. nahh it will.. just kidding it wont.. it will!! ngeh..